I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs
what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
“Sexy is my middle name”
Is your first name Not?
tune in at 8 they said. the puck drops at 8 they said.
other things to say during sex
- say my name
- you are killing me with that booty
- fuck you and your eyebrows
- yeah bitch
- they’re not rocks they’re minerals
- we’re done when i say we’re done
- who messes with the blowfish
- wipe down this